Hello, Apple, I enjoy that you use exploited slave labor to make your overpriced, underpowered devices. Actually, I don’t and I hate you. Die, die, die, corporate entity and its executive overlords.
I live on the island, can I pick up the two copies I ordered if I hitch a ride over to Brooklyn? I am a fellow fan of all-consuming poverty and mental instability. We can be Bellevue buddies. Do the evolution.
"CLASS EXISTS?" she exclaimed, doe-eyed, with a vacuous expression adorning her visage that served as frontage to empty space behind. It was then the host realized that lipstick can be painted on an absence.
Approximately 700,000 United States jobs have been eliminated since 2009, many in accordance with Republican policies to cut taxes for the wealthiest 1% while cutting services and income for the lower 99%.
Zimmerman towered over Trayvon, firing his ak-47 mercilessly into Trayvon’s frail, childlike body. Zimmerman howled like a deranged mad man as he grabbed the skittles and snarffed them down. “MY SKITTLES NOW, MUAHAHAHAHAHA” he cackled in the cold night air…
|—||Parody of the hysterical knee-jerk conclusions made about George Zimmerman, made in absence of any actual information about the incident.|